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The scene opens up back at the ring when suddenly some strange music begins to play and the sound of an engine roaring of some kind. Just then, the infamous lawnmower rides out from behind the curtains and riding it is 'Da Juice', Super Crazy and Psicosis. They ride down to the ring and then get off the lawnmower and enter the ring. Juvi grabs a mic and stands in the center of the ring. The music stops.

DA JUICE - LISTEN UP GRINGOS.... DA JEWS IS HERE.. IN EEEE ... GEEEE ..... Eeey Super what's 'dis place called again, essay?

Super Crazy moves to the microphone and speaks.

SUPER CRAZY - EEEE ... GEEEE .. DUBBBBYAA!! HAHAHA!

Da Juice moves the mic back to his mouth.

DA JUICE - Aren'tchu a smart one, huh essay?! You see Supa' Cray-zee, you're da' smart one of 'dis group... Without you, Da Jews and Psycho over 'dere.. We wouldn't know where to buy .. I mean STEAL our lawn mower... our clothes .. hell we wouldn't know where to find the arena essay and das' tellin' a lot!

Psicosis grabs the mic and speaks.

PSICOSIS - Das' right, das' right.. Yanno somethin' though Da Jews, I think if this crowd was smart they'd know who we are!

DA JUICE - OH DEY DON'T KNOW WHO WE ARE!?!? We gotta tell dem gringo's who we are! So listen up gringo's 'dis is important... 'cause if you're white, black, stupid, retarded, homo, or lesbian... even MEXICAN ... WE'RE COMING AFTER YOOOOU! tell them Supa!!

SUPER CRAZY - Gringos listen up! WE AIN'T YOUR CLEANING BOYS ANYMORE ... WE CAME HERE TO EGW TO INVADE AND TAKE OVER!

PSICOSIS - AND TO THE PEOPLE WHO GET IN OUR WAY ...

SUPER CRAZY - YOUR ASS IS GRASS .......... AND WE'RE THE LAWNMOWERS!!!

DA JUICE - AND REMEMBER STUPID PEOPLE ... WE'RE NOT MEXICAN ...

The trio moves together and yells out...

ALL THREE - WE'RE MEEEXIICCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS!

After they're done speaking ... Mr. Perfect's theme hits!